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The Shocking Truth About Santa Claus' Business

Posted by Bob Bentz on December 19th, 2011 at 3:49 pm

The Greatest Businessman of All-Time
North Pole –When you think about the greatest businessman of all-time, who comes to mind?
Ford?  Rockefeller?  Bill Gates?  Donald Trump?  Richard Branson?  Mark Zuckerberg?  Steve Jobs?
Give me a break.
The greatest businessman of all time is, without a doubt, Santa Claus.
8 Things That Santa Claus Does Better than Donald Trump
Think about it.  Santa’s customers return year after year.  He has a factory that churns out toys 24/7 with little overhead.  He has loyal and long tenured employees that work for near minimum wage.  Of course, there aren’t a lot of jobs in this tough global economy, so imagine how hard it is for vertically challenged elves these days.
Santa Claus has a promotions department that secures prime visibility in crowded malls and gets him grand marshal positions in parades all over the world.  He also has a publicity crew that writes songs, poems, and even produces movies and television shows with him as the star.  His stamina is amazing and there are no performance enhancing drugs in his body, unless you count the chocolate chip cookies!
He’s an advertising genius.  Just watch TV in December and see... Read more